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Do you need some advice to get you through some of high school’s problems? You could send it to This Week In Advice Columns, which may or may not be affiliated with the This Week in Headlines blog. However, we probably won’t use it, because all of this advice is completely satirical and not meant to be taken seriously. If you really do need help, my grandpa is a therapist, I think.

This Week in Headlines: January 5

The Newtonite January 5, 2015

  by Nicky Kaufman Fortuneteller Club predicts you will join Fortuneteller Club Seniors to throw academic party Friday, Jan. 16 ‘“Snowday Calculator” Calculator’ predicts 90% chance “Snowday...

Three Fifty One is a weekly blog covering the 351 teams of Division 1 college basketball. Graphic by Maria Trias.

Three Fifty One: Turkey day

The Newtonite November 27, 2014

Three Fifty One is a weekly blog covering the 351 teams of Division 1 college basketball. Football controls Thanksgiving. You go to your high school football game in the morning, play a touch (or tackle,...

Three Fifty One is a weekly blog covering the 351 teams of Division 1 college basketball. Graphic by Maria Trias.

Three-Fifty-One: Tipping off the season

The Newtonite November 20, 2014

Three Fifty One is a weekly blog covering the 351 teams of Division 1 college basketball. by Connor Vasu College basketball season, believe it or not, has arrived. Tuesday night’s exciting Champions...

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