by Aneesh Anand and Jacob Schwartz
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Top Story: Teacher assigns students to read her autobiography
- Struggling French student ‘just putting accents on everything now’
- Model United Nations members relieved everyone else forgot Secret Santa presents too
- Controversy erupts after Brookline student named 6th Man leader
- Y-block created to help students with confusion caused during X-block
- Mistaken sophomore writes speech honoring Martin Luther’s legacy
- Advanced Placement Chemistry students ingest helium as part of ‘experiment’
- Student blows college scholarship winnings on lottery tickets
- Entire Class of 2014 falls into coma while reading ‘Scarlet Letter’
- Mass Interview: Want to observe my driving lesson tomorrow at 3 a.m.?
- Students disappointed that mock trial does not involve making fun of lawyers
- Senior class president threatens cutting prom if candy sales do not increase
- Billiards team earns five hole-in-ones in one match
- Weekly headline bloggers crowned king, queen of Newtonite
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