by Aneesh Anand and Jacob Schwartz
Top Story: Teacher assigns students to read her autobiography
Struggling French student ‘just putting accents on everything now’
Model United Nations members relieved everyone else forgot Secret Santa presents too
Controversy erupts after Brookline student named 6th Man leader
Y-block created to help students with confusion caused during X-block
Mistaken sophomore writes speech honoring Martin Luther’s legacy
Advanced Placement Chemistry students ingest helium as part of ‘experiment’
Student blows college scholarship winnings on lottery tickets
Entire Class of 2014 falls into coma while reading ‘Scarlet Letter’
Mass Interview: Want to observe my driving lesson tomorrow at 3 a.m.?
Students disappointed that mock trial does not involve making fun of lawyers
Senior class president threatens cutting prom if candy sales do not increase
Billiards team earns five hole-in-ones in one match
Weekly headline bloggers crowned king, queen of Newtonite
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